yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed
one of my single greatest flaws as a human being is that i still think using 4chan greentext to narrate events is extremely funny
If you are silent about your pain they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth
Just remembered that I'm in my body and I only exist as my body to those who perceive me and I've only ever experienced my own point of view im not okay
forgottengodsclub asked:
where does energy like. go after it dies
kaijuno answered:
energy cannot be created or destroyed
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